So Yesterday Volume 5

It's that time again...where I rudely share with you all what to stop wearing as of right now. Of course it is completely your decision to subject yourself to the criticism that is this blog post, but I just have to get it off my chest. How can I keep this precious information to myself? The answer is I simply can't. Just like yesterdays newspaper, the following trends are no longer relevant. Take note!

Girls wearing guys underwear

I am very aware that Beyonce wore underwear in her latest music video 7/11, and everything she does is awesome... but some things we should just leave to her you know? There is a reason they are called 'mens briefs', because they are in fact for MEN. If you took a selfie in the mirror with a pair of of Calvin's sticking out of your jeans, shame on you. No more of this please.

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Grey/White hair

Gone are the days where women scorned the moment they found their first grey hair. Now I can't understand why you would purposefully want to look like you have prematurely aged? Kelly Osbourne may be able to pull off this strange trend, but I wish everyone else would get off the bandwagon for their own sake. I get the mermaid hair with pastel colours cause that looks pretty, but grey? NO NO NO! I am all about trying new things and being edgy but grey hair should be left for when you are actually grey (decades from now hopefully). 

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Socks with heels

This is a trend that magazines try their hardest to make trendy, but not even vegan hipsters from Cape Town can pull it off. Socks are for closed shoes, heels are for professional or smart outfits. It's basic math, you can't put the two together! Never mind the fact that it looks downright wrong and unappealing, they make you look like a child dressed you. Stop making socks and heels happen- they never will... ever.

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Ear cuffs

I will admit right off the bat that I was a slave to this fashion trend, and it takes a big person to say so okay! After a while having these ridiculous things hanging off my earlobes just seemed like I was trying too hard. Never mind the fact that my boyfriend and brother both teased me mercilessly one night about my ear cuff looking like a hearing aid- neither funny nor necessary you guys. Can we say goodbye to ear cuffs and stick to normal earnings for now? Thanks. x

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