Types of guys at the club

I have moved away from the club scene since starting a full time job and growing out of all those antics, but that doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two about the stereotypical guys that you will find at any given club on any given night out. For all those single ladies out there trying to suss out the situation as you walk into that dimly lit club with flowing drinks and loose inhibitions, this is my interpretation of the guys at the club that you should attempt to avoid or at least observe for a laugh.


Mr Step up

This is the guy who walks onto the dance floor like its his home away from home, and kind of takes over hoping to form a crowd around him. Whether he is actually a good dancer or not is not really the point here, because in my opinion any guy that is happy to dance around by himself hoping to get attention is kind of a douche. Stepping or break dancing or any of those strange moves are only really cool at a show or in a dance movie, there is no way around it.

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Mr Casanova 

Probably one of the more subtle types (as he is good at what he does) this guy has one main aim when he is at a club-to hook up with as many girls as possible. He is charming, manipulative and well-dressed, and you will find him working the room and flashing winks, or already talking to another girl with a wry smile on his face. Don't fall for it and be one of the 4 girls he was with before, only for him to disappear off to 'the bathroom' afterwards.

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Mr Lurker

This is theshady guy that waits until every girl is super drunk and then attempts to hook up with them. He is usually not that good looking or just extremely shy, and could be described as the side-kick of Mr Casanova, taking whatever he can get. You will find him hanging around at the bar waiting to buy girls shots or drinks and then hoping for the best as the night progresses. He becomes a harsh memory the next morning when you get that 'wtf was I thinking, where were my standards' moment.

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Mr Destroyer

He's the guy that becomes more like a caveman the more he drinks. He loses his speech, his eyes show no sign of life, and he stumbles around the club bumping into people and putting his arm around strangers. He is also known to break glasses, throw chairs on the floor or pee against the bar thinking its the urinal (I'm not joking, I have seen it with my own eyes). Like an angry gorilla in an art gallery, he cant be tamed and almost always gets kicked out of the club by a bouncer. Stay away from this guy, his inability to even walk properly should be a good enough indication.

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Mr Fight club

He considers a club the perfect opportunity to display his fighting skills, picking on any guy that looks at him for too long or bumps into him by mistake. This is purely so that he can initiate combat and rip his shirt open like the hulk for effect. I would probably consider him to be the worst type of guy to step foot in a club due to the sheer aggression and anabolic steroids pumping through his veins. x

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